Last week our Stay Sexy column focused on calories burned during sex. That set me wondering – which of our characters might have burned the most calories? I’m thinking maybe Merry Delaney!
For recently widowed accountant Merry Delaney, sex didn’t stop at forty—it stopped in her mid thirties, shortly after her husband was diagnosed with M.S. Now it’s time for a change. A sizzling kiss from her best friend Camille St. Jermaine introduces Merry to Girls’ Night Out, but she’s hardly going to stop there! Chicago Detective Jim Barnes solicits Merry’s help with a mob funds-skimming case, spies on her while she entertains female and male lovers, entices her into hot phone sex, and finally takes her wildly in her foyer. Can the scorching passion that soon smolders between Merry and Jim survive the escalating mob threats of exposure?
When the mob attempts to blackmail Merry with compromising pictures, she and her detective hero decide to “open the blinds and raise the shades and fuck our brains out.” Every night. After a few nights, Merry brings home shopping bags full of toys to spice things up. Jim’s not so sure…
…but a vibrator! Wasn’t that for sissies? She slowly worked her jeans over her hips and wiggled out of them. She was teasing him, and it was having the desired effect. He reached for his buckle.
Not waiting for him, Merry picked up a pink vibrator and lay back on the bed. He smacked his lips watching her run the vibrator down her neck and over one breast and under the other. Her eyes stayed riveted on his. The vibrator traveled directly to her bald pussy. He stopped breathing. The vibrator eased down one side of her pussy and back up the other. It traveled to that in-between place dividing her pussy and her anus. Her eyes remained locked on his as she guided the vibrator to her pussy lips, separated them and pushed the vibrator in an inch or two. She played with its dial. He swore the hum was louder.
She giggled; her eyes snapped with passion. “Are you going to let me have all the fun? Or are you going to join in?”
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