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Guest Blog: Dawne Prochilo

Today we welcome Erotic Romance Author Dawne Prochilo to our blog!

 

Recently I did a blog for another author describing the day in the of an erotic romance author- with a touch of humor. Today I have decided to dig a little deeper into the life of a clumsy erotic romance author.

 

I have, in real life, been known to have a few embarrassing mishaps (ex. stepped into a bucket, foot got stuck and I danced around a gas station for a few minutes trying to shake the damn thing off my foot instead of bending over and removing it with my hands- OY). But what would happen if that same clumsy person was in the bedroom, in the midst of a moment of heated passion. Let’s find out-

 

She knelt down in front of him, unzipped his pants and started tugging the denim down his muscular thighs. She knew what lay beneath the fabric of his… mesh bikini underwear.

“What the hell!” The shock of his undergarment choice had her in a stupor. “Mesh bikinis?”

“Yeah,” he moaned. “A gift from my mom.”

“Seriously?”

“Yes, mom wants the boys to be able to breathe so she can have grandkids one day.” His answer befuddled her.

Shaking off the surprise of his statement, she continued her trek to the hardening member beneath the… mesh. When his jeans were around his ankles, she reached beneath the netting of his underwear to expose his firm cock. In her attempt, the tip of his penis got caught on a piece of the gauzy material. She yanked harder, he moaned thinking she was getting rough.

“Oh yeah, baby! Take what you want!”

She growled low in her chest at the issue at hand but proceeded with her venture. She wanted to taste him, slide her lips over his cock and make him cum.

She jerked at his penis again but the damn mesh wasn’t giving in easily. His moan of pleasure frustrated her even more.

She moved closer to his body, her knees rubbing along the shag carpet, creating a nice rug burn on her left kneecap and tried to see what could be done to release his prick from the confines of his blasted underwear.

Raising her head slightly, she peered over the top elastic band and tried to see what the hold up was. As she leaned in closer and pulled on his penis, the hard shaft rebounded from the force and ricocheted back. Before she could blink or move, the hard tip of his penis hit he square in the eye.

“Ouch!” She released the firm rod and began rubbing her eye.

“You okay?”

“Yeah.” Tears running down her cheek. “Maybe we should try something else.”

“Oh, okay.”

Repositioning on the bed, they passionately kissed. “Do you want me to get BOB out and play for awhile?”

“Yes.” She purred at the thought.

Seconds later she felt the firm plastic of BOB rubbing on her clit. She moaned in anticipation waiting for him to hit the ‘on’ button. She squirmed under the touch of BOB teasing her most sensitive area.

“Damn!” He growled. “Batteries must be dead.”

“No, I just replaced them yesterday.” She whined.

“Hang on, wrong button.” He chuckled.

He hit the button and nothing.

“Let me try.” She hissed, the moment of passion was starting to dissipate. When she reached for BOB, he snatched it away.

“I can do it. Hang on.”

When he hit another button, the television turned on. “Oh shit! That’s the wrong thing.”

“Oh my God!” She covered her face with her hands.

 

Dawne Prochilo is an erotic romance author with her sixth novel, When We Meet Again, being released on May 9. She has two more releases scheduled for this year with Romance Divine. She oversees 8 blogs daily, writes adult content online and is the Promotions Director for Secret Cravings Publishing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where to find Dawne:

 

FaceBook 

 

Blog: http://dawneprochilo.blogspot.com/

 

Silver Publishing – Promotions, Marketing and Advertising

 

http://www.secretcravingspublishing.com/

 

Hot Sex After Fifty…And Beyond

Yup, you got it – both halves of Adriana are over fifty, and you’d better believe we’re still after hot sex – for ourselves, and for our readers. Our quest has taken us to some fascinating places and I thought we’d share some of our finds with you in today’s blog post.

 

Of course you already know we’ve been dipping into the swing lifestyle. We’ve met and talked with a host of swingers and checked out some lifestyle clubs. If you think swinging is just for the young and lithe, think again – it seems no age is too old, if the interest is there and the body is willing. We’ve met swingers in their seventies and heard tales of folks into their eighties. For more information and tips on the swing lifestyle, check out our interview of Swinger and Life Coach Chantelle Austin, HERE. And of course if your interest leans more toward erotic swinging fantasies, we now have six books released in our Swinging Games series over at Extasy Books. Here’s a link to a short sample from our newest one, Who’s the Coach? Our hero/heroine couple in this series are empty nesters who are baby boomers, btw.

 

Two more themes pop out at us from the sexy over-fifty crowd. One is health and fitness. You don’t have to stay fit to keep having hot sex, but it sure makes a difference – in stamina, energy level, arousal, responsiveness, and mood, not to mention attractiveness. That’s a LOT of benefits, worth the effort. Some baby boomers have been following healthy eating and workout routines all their lives. For those who haven’t, it’s never too late to start, and there are lots of websites with tips for keeping older joints and muscle groups happy and healthy. Here’s a sampler:

          http://movingfree.blogspot.com/

          http://www.lifescript.com

stillvital.com

 

The other theme is, for want of a better term, keeping up appearances. It’s a combination of self confidence, pride, presence, and attractiveness – looking one’s best, flaunting it and enjoying the heck out of it. Cougars are pretty famous for exuding these qualities, and here’s one I like, filled with tips for looking as young as you feel: Linda Franklin’s The Real Cougar Woman. She’s based in New York City. Her counterpart across the pond is Fab After Fifty.

 

And of course we’re writing new heroes and heroines who’ve crossed the magic fifty line. Coming in July to Whiskey Creek Torrid, Ripening Passion continues our series on a (fictional) sex institute, begun with Smoldering Passion. We’ll tease you with the blurb here and keep you posted on its progress as we approach release day!

 

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Claire Johnson’s dedication to sex—the cornerstone of her career—led her to found the Center for Sexuality and Sex Practices. Now in her fifties, she knows the Center must keep pace with the rapidly growing Baby Boomer market, so she agrees to go back on camera for a series on sex and aging. But work with her nemesis?

 

Former English Professor Max Wilson has championed the cause of the Center ever since his deceased wife sought the Center’s help to rekindle the nearly extinguished sexual flames of their relationship. He loves working on camera and welcomes the challenge to perform with the svelte but feisty temptress.

 

Sparks fly immediately on and off camera. Can either Claire or Max transform those sparks into a fire of sexual desire for their viewers? And if they succeed, what will happen when the movie’s over?

 

Six Sentence Sunday

Today’s Sunday Six comes from Vegas Gambler – Book Four in the Meghan’s Playhouse series at Whiskey Creek Press Torrid. A modern day Aphrodite, Meg loves bringing other couples together through sharing herself with them. This time, however, her radar may be a little off!

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Fresh with success from a recent stint in a musical on the Las Vegas Strip, Meghan Keenan takes some time off to play with her current flame Jack Hawthorne, professional poker player. She’s delighted to add her petite masseuse Tia Minh to the mix and even more thrilled when she learns Tia’s relationship with her boyfriend Tony Sanders is on the skids. It’s the perfect challenge! Tia has different ideas – she thinks Tony would be perfect for Meg, and she conspires to throw them together any way she can. Ever the gambler, Jack catches onto her game quickly and keeps the ruse going behind Meg’s back. Who knew his heart was up for grabs?

 

“Ah, karma—I’ve read about that some.” Jack ran a finger down Tia’s breast and tapped the pebbled nipple.

Tia shivered.

“Can you change your karma?”

She shrugged, clutching his wrist and keeping his hand on her breast. “I think a person can influence it, but it’s best not to fight the forces of karma.”

 

REVIEW from Romance Junkies: “VEGAS GAMBLER is an extremely sensual erotic romance… Filled with warmth, blazing hot sex, well-developed characters and an interesting plot, this story is a delight, but it is not for the faint of heart.”

 

Buy Vegas Gambler as an e-book:

Whiskey Creek Press Torrid

Amazon

 

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Print: Whiskey Creek Press Torrid

Ebook: Amazon

 
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